[11/14, 23:15] Godwin Sanco: Benefits of sex!!!!!!!!!!!
You've gotta read this.
It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
Did you know that you could tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific, tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can get take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! petite mother of the bride or groom dresses short
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages. saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in Palaiseau.
It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you.
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.
You will eventually become celibate,
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message.
This message must leave your messages in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your messages!!
[11/15, 03:23] Godwin Sanco: NEW FRAUD.
PLS BEWARE!!
Given below is what happened to someone & he has
narrated this in his own words:
" I received a call from someone claiming that he was from
my mobile Service provider and he
asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update
to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not
question, but just shut down my cell phone.
After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did
not even introduce his name.
I quickly turned on my cell phone and saw several
messages from my family members and the others were
from the number that had called me earlier.
I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded
very worried asking me whether I am safe.
My parents told me that they had received a call from
someone claiming that they had me with them and asking
for money to let me free.
The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice'
crying out loud asking for help. My father was at the bank
waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer.
I told my parents that I am safe and asked them to lodge a
police report.
Right after that I received another call from the
guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1
hour which I refused to do and hung up.
They kept calling my cell phone to keep my phone busy so
that others could not be able to reach me until the battery
had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was
informed by the officer that there were many such scams
reported.
MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already
transferred the money!
And it is impossible to get back the money.
Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of us!!!
Those guys are so professional and very
convincing during calls.
If you are asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates by
the service provider, ASK AROUND!
Your family or friends might receive the same call.
"Be Safe and Stay Alert!
Please pass around to your family and friends !!!
DONT JUST READ, SHARE WITH OTHERS
Forwarded by
Nigerian Police Civil Protection Unit.